Saturday, March 28

i'm watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your jeans

this morning, i came up with the conclusion that it wouldn't be nice if the world was cadbury. cos whatever you eat would be chocolate and that would mean that you would shit chocolate. so it would be totally be okay if you ate your own shit. that is freaky and i would never wanna eat my own shit even though it's made of chocolate.

today sucked. my parents, granny and brother went somewhere, probably africa, and left me stranded outside my house. i had to wait outside for ages. and ages. and ages. lucky there was hazel who texted me :) we played a game and she asked if i would rather eat live or dead worms. i said i would rather eat live worms.

things i did while waiting like a helpless ant in the desert:
sang gather ye roses
counted the number of blue tiles
spun around in circles and then tried to walk straight
fiddled with my phone

i have had my phone for 2 years now and i just realised, just now, outside my house, that it has this keyboard and metronome function. i know how to play gather ye roses on the phone keyboard thingy. well, kinda.

oh my shizzle, the NAFA concert is on tuesday.
oh my drizzle off the hizzle, there's a math test on monday. i haven't been paying attention recently. :(

earth hour today. vote earth or melt like chocolates.